The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
It must be scary dating an adult film star So many jealous step brothers
When I told my parents that I'd lost all of my senses except hearing and taste, they kicked me out They won't support me now that they know I'm bisensual
What’s worse than your daughter doing porn? When your stepson joins her.
What did farmer say when his entire crop died suddenly. What a surprising turnip event.*This is my first attempt at writing a joke, and my wife thinks it's awful.
Boris Johnson just had an argument with the cabinet Now he's about to go yell at the table
My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology. She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit.
I was struggling to pick up a bottle of water in Morrisons the other day, so I turned to the woman working there and said "Why is this bottle so difficult to lift?" She responded "That's because it's an Evian"Edit 1: Thanks for the awards kind stranger!!!!!Edit 2: I've never got this many awards! I wish I could give you all one back!!!
I was excited to find $20 in the back pocket of an old pair of jeans but the guy wearing them didn’t seem as excited.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.