The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Anyone know the score in the Nigeria Ethiopia footy match? Nigeria 8 - Ethiopia Didn't
I shaved off a friends eyebrows a couple weeks ago, he was surprised apparently... ...I couldn't tell.
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
What's the difference between a farmer and a pimp? The farmer makes an honest living with his hoe
Women who wear yoga pants... Are like barb wire fence. They keep the yard safe without obstructing the view.
My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd. He's a FaceBookie.
What do you call 5 naked French men? Deix Nuts!
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here, ' the bartender says. “Why not? ' one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured. '
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.