The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Earlier I saw someone throwing Stephen King books at people. I asked why they were doing that... Then IT hit me.
This chick was beautiful so I asked her if she was a cop Because she took my breath away
Husband : Please Call An Ambulance I Think Am Having A Heart Attack... Wife : (Took His Mobile Phone) Quickly, Give Me The Password... Husband : Ooh I Think Am Fine Now...
I got fired from my job as a cashier today... This customer walked in, picked up something from the counter, walked up to the till and said, "I'd like to pay for a Bagel with Cream Cheese.."I told him clearly, "I'm sorry sir, we only accept cash or credit"
Next Time... The other day I drove past your house and you threw a flower at me.Next time could you take it out of the pot?
Two Japanese people get married. They have a baby boy.A few years later the wife and child both get the same illness. So the husband takes his wife and child to the hospital.He asks the doctor: “What’s wrong with Mii?”The doctor replies: “The same thing that is wrong with Yew.”
What do you call Batman when he keeps skipping mass? Christian Bale.
My girl is so insecure... Even though she doesn't find any hair on my clothes she still be like "Who's the bald chick?!".
My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake. Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.
I absolutely love and admire the unintellignt, overweight, yellowish-orange skinned man with the bad combover covering his baldness who has had his finger on the nuclear button all these years... Wait... I was talking about Homer Simpson, who did you think I meant?
I went to Bank of America to deposit a check, and they asked me for ID. I said, “Are you telling me other people are trying to put money into my account and you’re telling them no?”
Why was the woman turned off when Yoda said "Hello. My name is Yoda. It's nice to meet you." He was being too forward.
The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't Node how to Express himself
My wife thinks her ability to tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue is cool but as a man with a cherry-stem-sized penis I'm horrified.