The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I walked into the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered "You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling."Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
My grandpa left me a violin and an oil painting in his will. When I took them to be valued, I was told that they were by Van Gogh and Stradivarius. Sadly they were worthless as Van Gogh was rubbish at making violins and Stradivarius was an awful painter.
I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites. It's called Fake Newsies.