The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Quick tip on how to get lots of views on your Reddit posts Label it NSFW and repost (credit to a dozen other people)
You’ll NEVER believe THIS secret of how African fisherman are talking to worms to MAXIMISE their catch! Sorry, but this is click bait.
Why do jedi always burn their pancakes? Because they wont turn over to the dark side.
What's the occupation that has the most likely hood of putting people in the hospital? Paramedic
What do you call a meeting of the Knights of the Round Table? A *circonference*.
My nan's got dementia the poor sod, all she does is stand there looking through the window Maybe one day, i'll let her in
Yesterday I gave my food to a beggar..... ....and today the beggar gave me a book titled "HOW TO COOK".
A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."
What is it called when an injured man dies from food poisoning? Soup de grace.
I've been racking my brain trying to remember what that American sitcom was called set in a bar.. Any help would be appreciated.Cheers.
Does anyone else find that cucumber makes them burp a lot? Or am I just shoving mine up too far?