The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!"... When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only results
Never ask a skunk for their opinion. You might get their 2 scents.
What is the difference between a man riding a tricycle wearing a suit and tie, and another man riding a bicycle wearing jeans and a t-shirt? Attire.
My friend always wanted to get run over by a steam train... So when it finally happened, he was chuffed to bits.
I’m like a cat when it comes to kids I don’t really enjoy the product But I love playing with the box it came out of.
Boss: Why do you- Me: *sshhh*Boss: What is your biggest wea-Me: *sshhh*Boss: (whispering) you're hired. Welcome to the library.
What’s the fastest way to end an argument with a girl? Tell her to calm down. You’ll be dead but the argument will be over. Noticed I said “fastest” way, not “best”.
What do you call a goat that likes cleaning? A roomba-a-aa-aa.(you have to make a goat sound when saying it)
A chick asked me for a meal I told her i don't serve food.
What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? SnowballsCourtesy of my daughter who comes home and asks if I want to hear a "dirty joke" she overheard from some elder school mates.
The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why? They had UV protection in front.
What do you call a used shirt from someone from Chernobyl Third hand
What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
What is the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with explosive diarrhea? One of them shucks between fits.
Man talking to his Wife. Husband: Babe Do you believe in Heaven.?Wife: Yeah, why.?Husband: When we die, would you like to meet up with me in Heaven.?Wife: Fuck off, the deal was until death do us part.