The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
What do you call a conversion from centimeters to inches? an erection
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!