The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

Dumb and Dumber were fired from the M&Ms factory Dumb and Dumber were fired from the M&Ms factory for tossing all the Ws!

A English teacher has been sentenced to life without parole. The ex-teacher, seemingly unaware, asked the judge if that really was his sentence. The judge questioned why he would ask such a ridiculous question. “Well you see,” The English teacher explained. “‘Life without parole’ is a phrase.”

What do you call a bunch of lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down.So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.

My wife just accused me of having zero sense of empathy. I have no idea how she can feel that way.

Why are synthetic fibres like the police? They don't let you breathe.

What does Santa say when he finds out about Mrs. Claus's Only fans? Hoe hoe hoe

You're American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom? European.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

My IQ test results came back. They were negative.

Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.

How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..

Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'