The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car. He is charged with careless driving and wonton destruction.
Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other"Which is closer, London or the moon"The other replies"The moon, obviously, can you see London?"
My local hair dresser just got charged with drug dealing. I am shocked. I've been a customer of his for years. He never told me he cut hair.
Every ATM I went to today gave me a receipt that said “Not enough funds.” The bank really needs to get their life together.
"Grandpa, tell us that story again about grandma's pearl necklace." "Really? That old chestnut?
Family had no money left, so the husband sent his wife to work the streets. She came home in the morning, and her husband asked:”How much did you make?”“$804” she said“Which idiot gave you $4 ???” he asked“Well... everyone...”
Do europeans have a foot fetish? No, they have a centimeter fetish..