The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Taking the side length that’s opposite of an angle in a right triangle is very much frowned upon. It’s considered a sin.
My father taught me to be reserved and respectful, he said “Son, no one likes a cocky asshole” “Well, except for uncle Brian and the guy from the hair salon”
My brain is like an F-22 Raptor Aging, no longer in production and spare parts not available.
Policeman: why do you keep beating your wife?? Me: I think it's the weight difference, the longer reach, and superior footwork
What did Axl Rose name the colonics spa that he proudly opened? 'Buns n Hoses'
Help, how do I get the frost off my windshield? I used my discount card but could only get 20% off.
My middle eastern friend was held at gunpoint. He told me he was able to get out of the situation, I asked him, “How?”He said“Iran”
A clever Russian is planning on a streaming service exclusively for banned films. He's going to call it Nyetflix.
Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different from an escalator? No stepson
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.