The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A man orders soup at a restaurant. The waiter brings the soup, the man doesn't eat, he asks the waiter to taste:-Is there anything wrong sir?-No just taste it.-I can change it for you-I want you to taste it!-But..-Do it!-Ok, where's the spoon?-Exactly, go bring me a spoon!
TIL: Historically, eunuchs have been really wealthy and politically powerful. It’s part of their compensation package.
I’m giving up drinking, for a month. *(oops, incorrect punctuation)*I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.
The Tooth Fairy wasn't too impressed with the dentures I left under my pillow... ...Tooth be trolled.
I have a super-power... I can stop a bullet! ... once...
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
We used to have a moat around our yard that the neighbors’ donkeys would always fall into when they came onto our property. It was a real ass hole.
I got pulled over by a cop this morning He came to my window and said "Do you know why I pulled you over?"I said, "No officer - I thought for sure you'd know."LPT - Don't do this.
My wife took off her shirt and bra right when I was winning an argument..... It was a booby trap.
Did you know facists love 25 of the 26 letters? Not "z".
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
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Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.