The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
I can't stand cheese slices... ...but I respect the Kraft
If we don't proofread and correct mistakes The errorists win.
I recently received a letter about my donkey dying, but as I was reading it, a gust of wind caught it and blew it up into the sky. It became an ass ending sending ascending.
Today's litigious culture is ridiculous. I was injured in a slip/trip/fall from a cardboard box. I sued the box and won £5000 in corrugations.