The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A man saw a dog named frost. It wagged its tail as people walked by. The man went to pet it but this dog lashed out and injured his hand."I didn't know frost bites."
Doctor: Sir, you’ve got a rare disease. Guy: How rare?Doc: Really rare.Guy: What’s it called?Doc: You choose.
You have to be gentle with a bathroom tap Don’t faucet
My Uncle just said to me, “All these mass shooting are happening because kids these days are so self entitled.” I said, “Why? Because they want to keep all the bullets?”Seriously, Fuck Him.
Wife told me she slept with 7 people before we met. I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
The police just arrested the world's tongue twister champion. They say he'll be given a tough sentence.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.