The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you know: If you stacked every elephant on earth on top of each other... ...most of them would fall.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa. It's a faux pa
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.