The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What is the angriest country? Ire-land
Did you know: If you say a number loud enough, you increase its value? For example: 5 equals 5, but5! equals 120.
Meanwhile At The Pearly Gates Jesus was relieving St Peter at the Pearly Gates. An old man asked for admission."Name ?", said Jesus."Joseph.""Occupation?""Carpenter."Jesus become excited. "Did you have a son?""Yes.""Did he have holes in his wrists and ankles?""Yes!"... read more
What do you call a person with 2 donkeys? Biased
There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging.
Doctor: how often do you exercise? Me: 3 times Doctor: A week? A month? Me: I have given my answer
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
What do you call a triangle that's had too much to drink? A rekt angle
It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
If towels could tell jokes, I think they'd have a very dry sense of humor.