The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What are the ways you can describe your motorcycle but not your girlfriend? # It's small, but it makes a hell of a noise.# If you really push up tight, you can fit three people on it.# It's ok... If you don't mind the bugs in her teeth.# Sure you can ride her, everyone else has.
Ban weapons of mass dyslexia! Before they start an unclear war.
Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian
Whenever my enemies are badly cut, I never rub salt in their wounds.... That would be adding in salt to injury.
When someone says get a grip, Apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant
We've all made mistakes. I made a left turn once.... It wasn't right, man.
Man walks into a library ... says to the librarian in a loud voice, ‘please can I have fish chips and mushy peas twice’. The librarian says ‘this is a library’. The man apologies and whispers ‘sorry, Please can I have fish chips and mushy pease twice’.
A clickbait writer dies and goes to hell. And you won't **BELIEVE** what happens next!
I once tried eating an hourglass... It was very time consuming.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.