The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.