The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.