The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I wonder what turtle tastes like? It tastes like plastic.
Don't believe everything you read in public toilets Sharon was not up for a good time and it was a very awkward phone call
Why does it take longer to get from st to nd base, than it does to get from nd to rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
"You know when you go to a garage sale, and you find a dusty old box of National Geographics? Yeah, well you're kind of like that.... You've got issues going way back."
Beach residents near the cruise ship ports are enjoying the visually noticeable cleaner water. No shit.
I asked a dietician for one tip on how to lose weight Dietician: don't eat anything fattyMe: thanksDietician: you're welcome fatty
A hard worker got a promotion. Thats the joke.
An electrician tells the engineer, “I wired everything exactly according to the drawing and I flip the switch and there’s no current.” “Yes, I see the problem,” The engineer responds. “We just can’t draw any current.”
Man Talking to God About Woman Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
How do tectonic plates greet each other? They shake lands
What do you call a headcount of the prison population? A consensus.
After months of putting it off, I finally replaced the mirror in the bathroom. I just couldn't see myself using the other one.
I was watching an Australian cooking show this morning . The chef made meringue. The audience all cheered for him. This surprised me. Australians usually boo-meringue.