The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.