The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
I judge people by how fast they run. Does that make me a racist?
My Greek doctor isn’t a physician He’s a gyropractor
My mom pointed at a guy across from our house... ...and said, "Stay away from him, he takes drugs."That's sound advice, I thought to myself. I don't want him taking mine.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beefWhere do you find a cow with no legs?Right where you left itWhat do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beefWhat do you call a cow with one leg? StakeWhat do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom!
Food enters from a pair of cheeks Comes out from a pair of cheeks too!
What's the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler? Practice.
A have a horrible disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes My doctor says it's terminal,(Told to me by my friend Dave)
A few nights after his wives funeral, Edward woke up stiff as a rod. Mourning wood.Original
I think it's just deplorable all the sexist people who want to undermine Katherine Bouman's role in the black hole photo. we all know with NASA's budget they could of never afforded a man.
Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance? Nether. They’re immigrants in America.
What do you call an Italian drug dealer in Asia? Narco Polo
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!