The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Aldi recently copied Lidl's idea to reduce their prices on courgettes, cucumbers, carrots, celery, celeriac, cabbage and cauliflower, and now they're being fined for breaking piracy laws. It's because they sale'd the seven Cs.
I just finished a book about Edison and the lightbulb. It was a bit of light reading.
Old joke from when my dad was a kid My dad told me that when he was a kid in Romania (late 1960's). The old people in the town told him that if you take meat and rub it against the school at night that dogs would come and eat the school and there would be no school the next day.
I always ask a funny question on first dates. "Are you a serial killer? " Its healthy to avoid competition in a relationship.
I think my calendar is broken... Haha, April Fools!It works just fine.
I was digging in the front garden when my neighbor saw me struggling with the shovel and came over to help with a rotortiller. A couple minutes later the other neighbor brought his garden tractor, and the guy down the street show up with a backhoe... Well that excavated quickly.
What has a 1000 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.
I thought about buying a pillow from mypillow.com But then I realized it was *his* pillow
A man is checking in for a flight from Russia to America. Airport staff check his suitcase and see that he only has a bottle of vodka and a knife.They ask him: is this all your luggage?He replies: if I had something else, I would not go to America.
Why did Kermit The Frog lift off a manhole cover and dive in? He was kermitting sewercide.
I couldn't think of a way to make a Drake and Josh joke sound simple But I found a way
Only a fisherman will understand the struggle Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.Teach a man to fish and he’s going to spend a fortune on gear he’ll only be using twice a year.
Why couldn't the computer buy a new pair of jeans? It had spent all its cache.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.