The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.