The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
A married couple goes to a marriage Counsellor to work out some problems. The Counsellor sits them on the couch and says "For starters, let's talk about something you both have in common." The husband says "Well, neither of us suck dick."