The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.