The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.