The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the policeman say to the condom? "Cover me; I'm going in."
PSA: don't let them scan your forehead temperature at the grocery, it's mind control! I came in to get eggs and bread, left with a bottle of whisky
Why didn't the number get into the nightclub? Because he is square.
The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted. Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
I want to make a joke about hurricane Harvey But I am scared my inbox will be flooded
I was born by c-section and I turned out fine. Of course, whenever I park my car I have to climb out through the sun roof.
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I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it's not very good.
A haircut is the biggest waste of money. I pay the same to get them all cut.
Can February March? No, but April May.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!