The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.