The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.