The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What kind of math does an Owl like to solve? Owl-gebra.
What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar.
An Ego and a Super Ego walk into a bar The bartender says "I can't serve you without ID."