The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A Man and God met at bar. Both exclaimed, “*My creator*!”
You ever heard of silent tennis? It’s essentially tennis but without the racket.
There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history Is in the past.
The police just arrested the world's tongue twister champion. They say he'll be given a tough sentence.
What's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? The direction the first letter faces.
I'm an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It's my special tea.
Why is a doctor always calm? Because they have a lot of patients.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
The police just arrested the world's tongue twister champion. They say he'll be given a tough sentence.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
What is a witch's favourite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother... Sudden Lee.
What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.