The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What does Mr Krabs have to do with the periodic table? Agagagagagagag
My uncle married a woman from Tokyo and they just had a daughter! She's my Japaniece.Edit: guys, I see my mistake.Shiiit. Well imma leave now.
I bought my son a drum set today My wife was furious but I was ready to face the re-percussions
Ferdinand the Bull was on one side of a fence Elsie the cow was on the other. She winked at Ferdinand. Ferdinand snorted and jump over the fence."I'm Elsie the cow. You must be Ferdinand the Bull.""Just call me Ferdinand. The fence was higher than I thought."
The punchline often arrives before the set-up. Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
I made bread last night, and I have been loafing around ever since.
What do you call the rocks kids covered in chocolate? Coco pebbles.I hate this joke.
phone call Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said, “Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so…he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.
In Madré Rossiya, it's illegal to manufacture storage drives with exact capacity of 1000 GigaBytes Cause the KGB takes identity theft seriously
A science teacher tells his class... "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1774." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1774! Otherwise I would have died without it."
Why doesn’t the NFL give Iowa a professional football team? Because then Minnesota would want one.
What is the most exciting credit card? Capital One(lets see how many people get this)
Can everyone who is here for the yodelling lessons... Please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
What did the eye surgeon say after his first surgery? -Well, that was an eye opening experience.
Doctor- Calm down alex, it's just a minor operation. Patient- thank you, but I am not Alex. Doctor- I am.