The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
I spent 20 years searching for a genie’s lamb, but to no avail I fear I shall never cure my dyslexia
Purple is my least favourite color I hate it more than red and blue combined.