The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Just say NO to drugs ! Well, If I'm talking to my drugs... I probably said Yes.
A Tree Falls In A Rainforest And Nobody Notices But Me "Ha ha ha! My illegal tree cutting business is working!"
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good. Turns out... That in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.