The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
Clothes, but no cigar.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.