The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I'm not into temperature play- I just think it can be hot sometimes
Pro Tip: How do you spot an Asexual person in a Nudist Beach? it's not hard
A drug addict, a man taking a nap, and Donald Trump. What are a user, a snoozer, and a sore loser.
In America police dogs are K9 In China they are E10.
I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house I am home, but he was Homer.
The COVID-19 lock down has gone on for FAR too long... It has lasted for one Tool song.
A policeman arrives at the crime scene "Now, Madam, can you describe the man who stole your handbag?""Oh, it all happened so fast! He pushed me over from behind, I didn't see him at all. One thing though; he was a vegan.""How do you know that?""He told me as he was running off."
I've stopped burning bridges in my life because they make them out of steel now.
I was going to join the debating team but somebody talked me out of it.
What do you get when you cross a human and a pig? A visit from the FBI and an immediate removal of your government funding
The car looks great but the muffler seems exhausted.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.