The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
Why did the rectangle get sent to the principal's office? He said a square word
i showed my mom my D and she was not happy she said to go study and come talk to her when i get a A+
This was my sisters favorite joke to tell in high school. May she Rest In Peace: What’s the difference between a cactus and a teachers lounge? The teachers lounge has all the pricks on the inside.
Man: I love my women like fine wine. Woman: To enjoy them after dinner? Man: Secretly and securely hidden in my basement.
My roommate keeps stealing my food so I ground up Pepper and made cupcakes with it. Pepper was a dumb thing to name his dog anyway.
I grew up in a rough neighborhood. As a Child, people would cover me in chocolate, cream, and then put a cherry on top. It's was tough in the Gateau
Norwegian naval ships all have large bar codes painted on their hulls... So when they return to port a sailor can scan da navy in.