The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Girl are you gorilla glue? Cause I can’t get you outta my head
It's fine to be enthusiastic about sailing... Just don't go overboard
Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology. They bug me in ways I can't put into words.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.