The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Without geometry life is pointless.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
A joke about a shutdown coin factory. Nevermind.It makes no cents.
Saw people having an argument on their canal boat. Bit of argy bargy.
Why does the Irishman always put exactly 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty.
Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
How to catch a bear Dig a hole and fill it with ash. Surround the hole with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole.
For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once.
Today, someone came into the shop I work in, walked up to me and yelled “I F-ED YOUR MOM!” After that, he ran outside. This was the 3rd time this month! I don’t know why my dad keeps doing this.
Someone just shoved a bomb into a bull's ass. Just abominable.
2.000 light bulbs stolen Investigators still in the dark