The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I wanted to take ownership of a building shaped like a triangle. But I couldn’t get anyone to cosine.
If we don't proofread and correct mistakes The errorists win.
What's a bungee jumper's least favorite app? Discord
My cow saves every scap of usable material. He's recyclebull
I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.
I tried to find volunteers for a tug of war game during a party, but failed miserably The good players just won't come forward.
What do you call a crocodile that will only eat sacrificed lambs? A Halalligator.
Did you hear that more bank robbers have been caught this year than any before in history... It seems the criminals are refusing to wear masks.
Q: Why is the cow always smiling? A: It's in a good mooood I guess.
What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up