The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
So my family is considering matching tattoos. My eldest sister recommends flowers.My middle sister recommends fruits.My youngest sister recommends Pokemon.Me? I suggest we get dinosaurs so I can show my ass cheek and get a tattoo of a Mega-Sore-Ass.
A girl is at the doctor. The doctor is about to use the stethoscope and says "Big Breath" The girls says "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen"
What do you call it when the crocodiles start getting all wild at the zoo? Reptile dysfunction
Batteries This year I'm getting my kids a set of batteries for christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
As a Nevadan, I'm tired of people insinuating that we can't count. We are a great state filled with intelligent people. In fact, I can list off 20 ways we are better than our neighboring states. Just let me take my shoes and socks off first.
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... "I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."
What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean? pollution
Why did the man with celiac disease eat a loaf of bread?... He was a gluten for punishmentSorry if this offends anyone with gluten issues. Our son can't have gluten right now, so this joke came to me while I was toasting him some gluten-free bread.