The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!