The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Hey girl, are you a gorilla pit? Cause I'd love to drop a kid in you
Two Grains of Sand... Two grains of sand go on a trip to the beach. One says to the other, “Jesus, it’s crowded here!”
Your past self is an a-hole for leaving all these chores for you to do ...luckily your future self surely has more time than you now have, so you can rely on him doing them
I like it when people to change my mind about things Change my mind.
Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile. The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is.""I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."
Pro Tip: How do you spot an Asexual person in a Nudist Beach? it's not hard
What currency do processes use to bribe the processor? They use cache
What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Why should you never use "beef stew" as a password? It's not stroganoff.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”