The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist.
I saw a man on the street dressed as Henry VIII. He was sitting on the sidewalk asking people for money.I thought, that can't be right; beggars can't be Tudors?
My Spanish teacher quit her job in the middle of our numbers lesson She left without a Tres
What did the network engineer give to his fiancée? A token ring.
Two old men sat in a library and one asked the other have you read Marx? I think it comes from sitting on these wicker chairs for too long he replied
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... *Police Sergeant*:What is her height?*Husband*:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.*Sergeant*:Colour of eyes?*Husband*:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.*Sergeant*:Colour of hair?*Husband*:Changes a couple times a ... read more
Elon's opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention... Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?
Despite the pandemic, my family decided to get together for a big dinner this Christmas The food was bad though, didn't taste like anything
"It's a revolution!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Scared the rest of the people on the Ferris wheel.
A farmer walks in his kitchen with a duck under his arm... He looks at his wife and says "that's the pig I've been telling you about"For the wife to respond "Deer, that's a duck."The farmer cuts back "I was talking to the duck."
So a pickpocket went to a nudist beach... He hated it
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.