The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Three old women are sitting at a park bench, talking about the weather when suddenly a naked man runs past them. Th first woman has a stroke. the second one has a stroke as well. the third one almost had a stroke, but her arms were too short.
Needed to find a therapy specialist How to find one? Tried my luck searching for a probable urls. Internet is so stupid. Seriously? I could not find simple address like therapistfinder.org
Mr Palmer was given the cow farmer of the year award today. He said "this is the first time I've had a pat on the back"
Avengers cast Interviewer: are you a humanAvengers endgame cast: I am not sure if I am aloud to tell you that
I went into a cafe today to get some hot cocoa and sit down. The lady at the table next to me was on her computer and clearly becoming irate. She starts getting all huffy, throwing expletives here and there under her breath. Seconds later, she goes full crazy... "You can't tell me what to do you stupid piece of trash!?!" I happened to glance over at her screen and see this, she was in command prompt...C:\Users\Karen>taskmgr.exe
Did you hear about the masturbating crab? He really came out of his shell.
How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool on a hot summer day? Blow a whistle and say, "Everyone out of the pool, please!” How do you get 20 Americans out of a pool on a hot summer day? Blow a whistle and say, "For your own good and the safety of others, stay in the fucking pool!”
Dave went to the store for a box of mothballs. His closet was infested with moths and he needed a solution. The next day, Dave returned to buy five more boxes.“Weren’t you just here yesterday to buy a box of mothballs?” the store clerk asked.“Yes, but I used up that box already. Those suckers are hard to hit when they start moving!”
Santa played a round of golf on Christmas day to relax and hit a birdie.... It was a partridge on a par 3.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
My wife is furious at our next-door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard. Personally, I'm on the fence.
How do I look? With your eyes.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'