The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
The Story of Ruth and Johnnie Once upon a time...Ruth and Johnny drove through the woods To see what they could see. The car hit a bump. Then Ruth hit a tree. But Johnny went on. Ruthlessly.
I don't Bolivia Peru-v it.
The bottle of suncream I bought said "When applied properly, this bottle contains 15 uses". It's probably more but they're just covering themselves.
I read that 73% of apple farmers are functionally illiterate But it's okay, because they can still live fruitful lives.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft... Today, it's called golf.
I tried to build myself an armchair, but I screwed up some of the measurements and made it too wide So near, and yet sofa
What do Maple Leaf players have in common with Abe Lincoln? They can't finish a play.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?