The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
I'd like to apologize to all my fellow Californians for the recent forest fires. Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with silver" I said "No it doesn't"
Why are writers really good at coding? Because they are really into Pro grammar.
Mondays are like prostate exams... A pain in the ass, but at least they only happen once per week.
How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.
My roommate said that if I tell another dad joke he's cutting off my internet... Hi cutting off my internet, I'm d-
I was at a restaurant, and spilled soup on my jeans. I called for there server: "Waitress, there's soup in my fly"
Do you make grass slippery? Do you make windows wet? Are you a morning person? If so, you may be dew condensation.
As we were sitting down for dinner, my girlfriend told me, “I think we need to see other people... For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.” I said, “Ok. And for the main course?”
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.