The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What did Drake say after passing gas? Farted from my bottom now it's clearBonus - Sharted from my bottom there's a smear
An actor rehearsing on stage was going on and on about the colors "No, THIS is where you illuminate the stage with sunflower yellow, and HERE is when you fade to chartreuse!" he said, tapping emphatically on the manuscript. Opening day came, and the actor found himself now fully and completely in The lemon-limelight
A couple is arguing and breaking up And he says:- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, "That's very noble of you"
It took a while for Americans to get COVID-19. But in China, they got it right off the bat.
When i was a kid, you could go into a store with a dollar and walk out with a soda, 4 candy bars, chips, and some gum... But now, they have security cameras everywhere [not my joke, I got it from somewhere just don't remember where, and it's provably unfunny but it made me laugh a lil]
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman.. Snow balls
Why did the doctor put a flesh-eating snail on the burn wound? To make the Eschar go!
When you’re too ugly to be an actor and too lazy to learn an instrument... ...you become a comedian.
Come on Nancy Pelosi.. you can't just rip one on live television like that
So what's the deal with lampshades? I mean if it's a lamp, why do you want shade ?