The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife says we should split up because I keep pretending I'm a detective I said good idea, we can cover more ground that way
I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28. I guess that’s the price of inflation
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.