The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
when i was growing up. our tv had a bunch of channels My favorite channel was "Broil"
Stupid Overcomplicated euphemism jokes 1.I’m a transaction manager for a multibillion dollar corporation I work as a McDonald’s cashier 2.“Mom there is a burglar in here” “No kid I’m just an asset reallocation specialist”3.“So what do you do for a living?” “I travel and driv... read more
I hate when people start their statement with “well for starters” and then never talk about the main course or the dessert.
Probably a repost, however: Yesterday I ate two peices of string and they came out tied. I shit you knot!
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane